“Then, there are those people you can tell are always messaging 40 people at once: ‘Sup?, ‘Sup?, ‘Sup? Who the @&$! is ‘Sup??? Do I look like a ‘Sup to you? Shove your ‘Sup…and address me like the elegant LADY I am.” — Matt Bellassai

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Who me? I'm just your average Grammy-nominated goddess next door. May I borrow a cup of sugar? But seriously: I'm a musician, model, writer, all-around creative and devoted auntie. Like you, I'm just out here in the universe, trying to make it happen...whatever that is.