Update: Still horrifying (the stories some of you have shared with me haven’t helped).
Bright-side: apparently, my profile is unwittingly fetching and fly (when I thought I was just being my general over-analytical, totally-neurotic-but-entirely irresistible self)?
Takeaways: Clearly, my snark-shake brings all the boys to the yard.
No spontaneous shares of genitalia yet. Yay.
I’m giving this 4-8 weeks. Stay tuned.