Tinder:
Day 2

Update: Still horrifying (the stories some of you have shared with me haven’t helped).

Bright-side: apparently, my profile is unwittingly fetching and fly (when I thought I was just being my general over-analytical, totally-neurotic-but-entirely irresistible self)?

Takeaways: Clearly, my snark-shake brings all the boys to the yard.
No spontaneous shares of genitalia yet. Yay.
I’m giving this 4-8 weeks. Stay tuned.

About the author

Who me? I'm just your average Grammy-nominated goddess next door. May I borrow a cup of sugar? But seriously: I'm a musician, model, writer, all-around creative and devoted auntie. Like you, I'm just out here in the universe, trying to make it happen...whatever that is.