Tinder:
Day 4

I just realized that one of the guys I’m communicating with is wearing sunglasses in every pic. Like, even when he’s atop a mountain holding his ski poles, or running down the beach (likely before he surfs). I bet he even wears them with the dog he had the good sense not to include in his profile pics.

So…I’m officially a hypocrite, and this feeds into my worst fear: that I may be choosing from the top of the trash heap.

About the author

Who me? I’m just your average Grammy-nominated goddess next door. May I borrow a cup of sugar?

But seriously: I’m a musician, model, writer, all-around creative and devoted auntie. Like you, I’m just out here in the universe, trying to make it happen…whatever that is.